haikus

In honor of Mother's Day:

My moma's love is 

huge, but she would love me more

if I had babies.

The problem I often find with haikus is that writing one is never enough.  So here's a series of haiku especially for my moma:

Though I love you much,

I do a mean impression--

the day you pinched me.

You think I'm funny

But you judge me too--when I'm

"not even trying."

I've been poking fun

which isn't too respectful.

You can take it, right?

I bought you a gift

that will make up for meanness.

Happy Mother's Day.

Best moma ever.