harry potter haiku #8

Just when you thought your dreams of a haiku-less existence were finally coming true:

Some dragon smuggling

(Hagrid's a bad influence)

leads to detentions

I solemnly swear that this is the last Hagrid-bashing I'll do for a while.

Forbidden forest

something's killing unicorns

centaur saves Harry

Stay tuned because sometime in the next year I'll finish the first book and move on to Chamber.