I was running late. I nearly always am these days, but I thought I'd still be able to beat CST1BF to the restaurant. Our destination was quite near home, so my plan was to swing by the house, change clothes, and pick up Jess. Work had other plans. Mac was at the place before I ever left work, so I called and made Jess meet me there.
When I finally arrived, it seemed like CST1BF might have been waiting longer than twenty minutes I thought had elapsed. He was like Norm from Cheers. Everyone in the place was involved in his conversation. It turns out that the owner of Frostop also owns the rug store next door, the very same rug store where Mac will tell you he didn't buy a rug four times. Apparently not buying a rug from this dude is a bonding experience.
We stood at the counter contemplating orders and were loud and chatty and obnoxious. Those people. But CST1BF had obviously talked us up because Jess and I (and later Shane) were greeted with the same warm, effusive manner that had embraced CST1BF. We have not established a lot of elaborate rules for our hunt, but it turns out, one must actually order a burger to participate, so I put off trying the gyro for another day. They serve a giant pounder called the Big Daddy, but I stuck with the single, adding bacon and cheese. Given a choice, I almost always choose bacon. CST1BF also added mushrooms, Jess had a regular cheeseburger, and Shane ordered the double. There was a tot option that I took over the fries because fries are unreliable but tots are always as expected. It turned out once the orders arrived that their fries were really excellent, so I'm sorry I didn't take a chance on them. I'll know for next time.
Here are the official comments from our panel of judges:
From CST1BF (who takes this hunt seriously):
"Pros:
1. Size - even the single was a sizable burger
2. Options - mushrooms, fried egg, and other unusual options were available along with more traditional toppings.
3. Wasn't too dry or dense and wasn't too greasy.
4. Sides - fries were good, and I liked the tots option
Cons:
1. I'm a mustard connoisseur, and I wish that I'd had the option of dijon or spicy brown mustard. There was a little too much mustard on my burger which got in the way of some of the other tastes.
2. No pickle spear. I think that a pickle spear is a great side item with a burger, and I was sad not to get one.
Overall score: 8.5/10 A very good burger
On the whole, I was very impressed. I liked the eccentric atmosphere (americana decor and home-made baklava in the same place). I liked the friendliness of the staff. Mr. Joe is a super nice fella even if his trinitarian theology leaves something to be desired."
From Shane:
"This is a tasty burger"--an initial response that sparked a string of Pulp Fiction quotes from the guy at the next table. (A word of caution about the linked clip: there's some shooting and dropping of the f-bomb if you watch the whole thing.)
When I tried to pin Shane down on a rating out of 10 (which is our agreed-upon standard), he couldn't commit. I suspect that three to four weeks after our hunt has ended, Shane will be prepared to rank all burgers in order, but I doubt I get a single number out of him until then.
From Jess:
8/10 with no additional comments. Her plate cleaning shall speak for itself.
The final word from your fearless blogger:
Great fries, great ice, lovely dining experience. I was the first to vocalize the excess mustard, but aside from that, the burger was a triumph. As I once famously said in reference to Chris Hemsworth, "there is nothing wrong with that." I'll give the burger itself an 8/10 also.
Stay tuned for our next riveting adventure in Burgerland, appearing sometime before next Wednesday.
